O HAII. I iz Teh Turnip from the magical land of Turnips.. Sweden, kek? Yes, we are all blonde. Yes, we all drive Volvo. Yes, all our girls are nympho whores. Lolwut?!
The reason I joined tumblr was that I was told you got free hats as you join. And cheesecake. I received neither. Unhappy turnip is unhappy.